Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

How Did We Evolve If Running Naked Hurts So Much?

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

I was in traffic yesterday listening to the radio. Generally I switch between a hard rock station and a country station to avoid the ads. Both had ads on at the moment, so I wandered over to NPR, where much to my delight there was a story about how memberships in nudist colonies are declining.

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Carnival Of Good Stuff

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

You can read one of yours truly’s most insightful, popular, and humorous articles at the Carnival of Good Stuff #5. Check out the other posts, too! There’s really is a lot of good stuff to read.

How To Trade In Your Wife For A Newer Model…(without paying any alimony!)

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Look, I’ve been married for quite a few years. And, brother, I know the score.

Biologically, men are made for three things 1) killing large animals and bringing them home to feed the family, 2) killing predators both animal and human in order to protect the family, and 3) making babies!

So, you’ve been doing the 21st century version of this for the past few years, and…well, it’s tough for a guy!

Uncle Absolutelee understands!

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It’s Way Past My Bedtime, But…

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

I’m stoked!

My most popular post, How To Turn Your Daughter Into A Whore In Two Easy Steps, was accepted in the Carnival of Education on The Education Wonks blog. I would like also to mention, Matt Johnston’s blog, Going to the Mat, where he’s pulled out a few of the entries that might interest his readers. Take a look at both these blogs! They’re well worth the time.

I Blog, Therefore I Am

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

When my kids were born, I virtually quit looking at television and movies. Actually, their birth accelerated a trend that had been happening for some time.

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To Hell With The Dalai Lama! He Never Had Kids!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Dalai Lama

It’s going on right now! I’ve had the idea for this post for some time. Generally, I’ve got about fifteen posts partially done, and about ten more ideas for posts floating around in my head.

Figuring out what to say is not hard for me. Finding the time and especially the peace to write it in is the hard part.

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Muslim Clerics Silence French Mime…

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Remember the riots in France two falls ago? Well, I just read on AP Newswire that they’re at it again! Here’s a photo taken last night in a Paris suburb of a couple of firemen trying to put out a burning car.

 Burning Car In Paris Suburb

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Britney Spears Survives Backstage Liplock With Dick Cheney…

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

I believe it was Lewis Carroll who said that when he got up every morning, he tried to think of at least ten impossible things. Well, this headline is impossible thing number one for me today!

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